(updated as episodes are shown in the uk)
When She Was Bad- Series Premiere. Buffy returns from her Summer vacation and finds the Master's remains missing. In order to revive him the blood of the people closest to him when he died is required. Buffy assumes this to be her and goes to fight the Master for the final time, but discovers it's a trap...only this time, not for her.
Quote of the week:(a stone is lobbed through the library window with Cordelia's bracelet and a note attached)
Buffy:(reading) Come to the Bronze before it opens or we make her a meal.
Xander: They're gonna cook her dinner?
Some Assembley Required
Some Assembley Required- A traumatized teenager attempts to cook up a girlfriend for his brother, who he brought back from the dead, out of dismembered corpses, the secret ingredient...Cordelia's head. Meanwhile, Giles and Jenny Callendar go on their first date and Angel admits he is jealous of Buffy's friendship with Xander
Quote of the week:(Buffy is giving Giles tips on his pick-up lines)
Buffy:(reading) OK Giles, remember: 'I feel a thing, you feel a thing'...But personalize it.
Giles: Personalize it?
Buffy: She's a techno-pagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop.
School Hard- Buffy faces expulsion from Sunnydale High if the PTA meeting she's been recruited to organise doesn't go well. As if she didn't have enough to worry about, two nasty vampires with a reputation for killing Slayers, Spike and Drusilla, turn up to wreak havoc, invading the PTA meeting. Guess who saves the day? No, not Buffy...her mother.
Quote of the week:(Cordelia and Willow are trapped in the utility closet at the school, not realising it's all over and it's safe to come out...)
Cordelia:(praying) ...and if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again, unless they really deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...
Willow: Ask for some Aspirin.
Cordelia: And, can you please send some Asp-hey!
Inca Mummy Girl- An Incan Princess sacrificed for the good of her people is brought back to life when the seal of her tomb is broken on a class trip to the museum. Posing as a foreign exchange student, she and Xander take a liking to each other but she cannot survive without sucking the life-force out of Sunnydale's students...will Xander escape her deadly clutches? Obviously, but not before we see lots of ass-kicking a la Buffy!!
- Buffy gets fed up of her life as a Slayer and decides to rebel by attending a college Frat-party with Cordelia (joy of all joys!). Unfortunately for them, the Brothers actually belong to a strange cult that worships an evil snake-monster who, in exchange for sacrifices, gives the health, wealth and prosperity. Excellent episode in whic Angel looks particularly F-I-N-E, and there's also a really funny scene where Xander dresses up as a woman..!!
What's My Line? Part 1
- Spike and Drusilla get fed up of Buffy constantly foiling their plans and decide to call on three bounty hunters from the Order of Charaka, a society of assassins know for their persistence, to dispose of Buffy. A mysterious fighting chick also turns up, trapping Angel in a room gradually filling with sunlight-if he can't get out, he dies! We find out at the end of the episode that this girl is also a Slayer- impossible? Only one in every generation? Find out why she's here in the next episode.
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